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varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby


OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby

Eric forgot what puppies are...

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

millieseverus:

I love this boy a lot. He doesn’t laugh at me when I fall asleep drunk in the bathroom.

No, I get you some towels to keep you warm and sleep on the floor next to you :)

millieseverus:

I love this boy a lot. He doesn’t laugh at me when I fall asleep drunk in the bathroom.

No, I get you some towels to keep you warm and sleep on the floor next to you :)

Today marks three months of Millie and I being together. I asked her out shortly before I went to Download festival and suggested we take some pictures in the photobooth at our favourite pub because I’m lame. It’s kind of become a tradition that at the end of every month we celebrate by taking pictures in the same photobooth. Unfortunately when we went on Friday it was out of order, so we took a couple of selfies by it. I know it’s kind of lame to make such a big deal about such a short amount of time, but no one has ever affected my life in such a big way, and I’ve never been so happy or in love before.

megaleg-the-merciless:

My new tattoo of Lord Flashheart in honour of the late, great Rik Mayall. Not gonna lie, i’m in love with it

That’s amazing, dude!

megaleg-the-merciless:

My new tattoo of Lord Flashheart in honour of the late, great Rik Mayall. Not gonna lie, i’m in love with it

That’s amazing, dude!

pixalry:

Bad Boy Club - Created by Josh Lane | Twitter

Available for sale on Society6 and TeePublic.

I need several of these…

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

that is simultaneously the dumbest looking and the sassiest cat i have ever seen in my entire life and i am loving every second of it.

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

that is simultaneously the dumbest looking and the sassiest cat i have ever seen in my entire life and i am loving every second of it.

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

kairibloodheart:

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

*spooky scary skeletons plays in the distance*